Jesus's birhtday?!? FTW!

Okay, so me and my friend Billy Whiteside (with some help from Andy Tiller) created an algebraic equation to find the answer. That's right, Jesus's real birthday. So here it is, try to keep up.

 

If: A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14

O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26


Okay, so we know that much, so Now we can start with FISH


FISH=6+9+19+8=42


42=The answer to life, the universe, and everything.


2+2=Fish (duh)


Now we add Jesus to the equation


Jesus=10+5+19+22+19=74


Add C(Christ) And G(God) Which is 3+7=10


Jesus+C+G=84


84= 42x2 Which is 2 fish.


2 Fish stands for the Zodiac sign Pisces, which is for anyone born between February 20 and March 20.


So, Pisces=2x42=84=Jesus+C+G


In conclusion, we have confirmed that Jesus may have been born between February 20 and March 20 because he is a Pisces. Which means that Christmas, December 25, is invalid.

 

Complicated, eh?
 
Tell me what you think!